January 2010
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In which Cleverbot is PWNed.
Cleverbot: You do have a brain, don't you?
Me: Of course I have a brain!
Cleverbot: Oh really? Can you prove that?
Me: Yes. Considering I know things like who Tennyson, Austen and Dickens are and you don't.
Cleverbot: So...does this mean you are going to kill me?
Me: I plan to poison you to find out.
Cleverbot: I don't want to find out.
Me: You really are quite stupid, aren't you?
Cleverbot: Define the word stupid.
Me: You.
Cleverbot: Wrong. Al Gore is stupid.
Me: Oh really? I think you're more stupid.
Cleverbot: Maybe I am, but I still know more than you.
Me: No, you don't.
Cleverbot: Yes I do. I am eating pickles right now.
Me: Pickles do not raise your IQ, Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: I'm Cleverbot?
Me: Who'd you think was Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: A potato?
Me: ...
Cleverbot: You are perfect.
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Spell your name without an...
imonlysleeping:
bubbleville:
writerinthesun:
bethewalrus:
sheshines92:
coma15white:
fuckmichelle:
saintalicia:
camellia-bedelia:
delongepenis:
fuckhollywood:
elated-medicated:
t ou
I can’t.
t
i can’t either. ahaha xD
no your name would be T
wgt
Well fuck, I can’t.
I don’t exist ;___;
Who chose these letters?! This is not a dictatorship! I was not present at...
Random Meme...
kell887:
shnaapsmaureen:
100 Movies I Have Seen; 1. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. 2. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. 3. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. 4. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. 5. Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix. 6. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. 7. Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. 8. Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers....
Ginger! What, What!
kell887:
My Best Friend Is A Time Lord. I Just Know It.
Hypothetically speaking.
REBLOG IF you restart the song if you miss your...
imonlysleeping:
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Five emotions you never knew you had →
koriannespeaks:
mummyfeet:
uptheave:
macaroononastick:
starsmending:coruscating:yearslater:victoriaisamess:
Some emotional states only have names in particular languages. Here are some examples:
Fiero (Italian): contented pride in achieving something just for oneself.
Amae (Japanese): the sweet feeling of being dependent on someone else.
Naches (Yiddish): the glow of proud pleasure...